tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2822678093661476153.post6394017573466918864..comments2023-10-21T03:53:43.281-04:00Comments on Where's Luke?: The Most Fucked Up Christmas CarolOpen Barhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01296373954499786645noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2822678093661476153.post-32695279006999235372009-12-16T11:32:14.539-05:002009-12-16T11:32:14.539-05:00That picture of the kid on Santa's lap is down...That picture of the kid on Santa's lap is downright creepy.<br /><br />(W.V.: "patio". Weird, a regular word!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2822678093661476153.post-57164296692225017302009-12-14T10:06:30.762-05:002009-12-14T10:06:30.762-05:00Here's the second verse and, wow, it's fuc...Here's the second verse and, wow, it's fuckin' freaky too:<br /><br />With little tin horns and little toy drums,<br />rootie-toot-toots and rum-a-tum tums.<br />Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town.<br /><br />Curly head dolls that toddle and coo,<br />elephants, boats and kiddie cars too.<br />Santa Claus is comin' to town.<br /><br />The kids and girls in boyland<br />will have a jubilee.<br />They're going to build a toyland town,<br />all around the Christmas tree.<br /><br />You better watch out!<br />Better not cry!<br />Better not pout!<br />I'm telling you why,<br />Santa Claus is comin' to town.Open Barhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01296373954499786645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2822678093661476153.post-50609349696863812292009-12-13T12:18:21.130-05:002009-12-13T12:18:21.130-05:00when i was like two i was completely scared of san...when i was like two i was completely scared of santa claus and apparently asked my uncle one day in near terror, santa claus is coming to TOWN?The Notorious LJThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05924416653337149389noreply@blogger.com