Sixty-Niiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne!

This costume rules. I especially love how many times it got Favorite-d.


You've really gotta hand it to college kids. They're able to capture so much of the public imagination. I'm surprised there isn't a hole cut out by his unit saying "Breathalyzer" or something. But seriously, I hope this guy got laid, because it's the best Halloween costume I saw this year. And that "69" joke -- priceless, ageless, timeless. I particularly love the bottom comment, which is hard to read here (but easier at this much more high-quality pic), which is your classic web-cam slut promoting her shit via spam. God bless Web 2.0!!!

Alanis's Humps

Alanis covered the Black Eyed Peas "My Humps". The awesomeness of this lies at one of the extremes, and I'm leaning towards ridiculously awesome. Now Alanis, you've finally gotten it. This, my friend, is ironic.



I hesitated posting this for a minute at the risk of Open Bar saying that I was pussifying the blog, but he and I rocked out a fair amount to the Alanis album in high school, so I figured he'd appreciate this. And that's really the barometer.