Mets vs. Dodgers.
New York vs. Los Angeles.
The Big Apple vs. Hollywood.
Good vs. Evil.
deGrom vs. Greinke.
Wait. Stop. One thing NLDS Game 5 isn't is Jacob deGrom vs. Zack Greinke. That is not how baseball works. Baseball is quite literally never pitcher-vs.-pitcher because that would be two people throwing baseballs at each other, which may be amusing, but hasn't happened since Frank Drebin got caught in a rundown with the second-base ump: