This can't be good.
WHAT DO WE DO?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED POST THIS AWESOME SERIES OF MCFLYS IN MY STATUS BAR? OR THIS AWESOME AD FOR DUREX CONDOMS? COME ON, INTERNET, STOP FUCKING MY SHIT UP! AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN DAY, TOO?! IF I DON'T SEND THAT EMAIL BY 6 ... everything will probably be fine, I know.
I'm also quickly realizing how addicted I am to my Gmail. I've got some things I need to do (which I need Gmail for), but ultimately they can wait. Still, all I can think about is FUCK YOU GMAIL! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO USE FACEBOOK CHAT! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO?! FACEBOOK CHAT SUCKS BALLS AND SO DO YOU, FUCKFACE!
I should really try to get a girlfriend or something.