Tom Daschle resigned today from consideration to head up the Department of Health and Human Services.
President Obama confided to friends that he accepted the resignation not because of Senator Daschle's poor judgement in improperly filing his taxes but due to his absolutely horrendous choice in eyewear.
According to sources that have requested anonymity, President Obama remarked "Can I trust his vision for the future when he's viewing it through those glasses? No, I can't."