Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Daschle Withdraws in Disgrace




Tom Daschle resigned today from consideration to head up the Department of Health and Human Services.

President Obama confided to friends that he accepted the resignation not because of Senator Daschle's poor judgement in improperly filing his taxes but due to his absolutely horrendous choice in eyewear.

According to sources that have requested anonymity, President Obama remarked "Can I trust his vision for the future when he's viewing it through those glasses? No, I can't."

5 comments:

Open Bar said...

I'm very ex*sight*ed to see who he picks next.

ChuckJerry said...

come on, dude. don't you mean *Eye* am very ex*sight*ed...?

We'll have to *contact* the authorities about that one.

ChuckJerry said...

I know I've had some lame puns in my day, but your puns are even *cornea* than mine.

Walt Clyde Frazier said...

I heard that Tom Daschle thought the charged against him were unfounded. He felt that he was *framed*.

ROAR.

Open Bar said...

Jeez, Chuck, no need to *lash* out at me like that.