Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Natalie Portman's dog has a small dick

I must say, I don't think I've ever strung those words together before.

Anyway, get your laugh muscles loosened up and watch my future wife and Zack Galifinakis (sp?) on Between Two Ferns. Throwing up videos is classic mail-it-in blogging, but since no one's writing in suggesting topics lately, this is what you get. I remember when used to get flooded with "Write about Jodie Foster fighting a plate of sausages" and "Do something on the merits of microwavable popcorn." Ah, 2002. Wow, this intro really went nowhere, did it. Oh look! A quarter!

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