Sunday, November 1, 2009

Is There Anyone Who Doesn't Love This Movie?

Ok, just an extraordinarily unscientific poll. Is there anyone who was born between the years of 1976 and 1984 who does not love The Neverending Story? First of all, how many times have you watched this movie on channel 11 on a Sunday afternoon growing up? I've seen it, not hyperbole, at least 20 times. I have the DVD and every couple years I throw that bad boy in and I still love it just as much. I mean, like, I really just love this movie. And not only that, but I don't know of anyone who doesn't love it. So, if you're out there, and you don't love it, then make yourself known. I am of the opinion that you, much like Snuffleupagus, do not actually exist (yeah, I know that he actually does exist now for everyone and not just Big Bird. When did Sesame Street get so pussified, anyway?).

Now, Bastian was definitely a little bit (a lot) of a pansy, and there was a whole lot of unnecessary melodrama surrounding his sitting up in an attic reading a book, but that just adds to the childlike nature of the story, in my opinion. It's easy to watch it now and turn it into a drinking game or something where every time Bastian acts like a little bitch, you drink. Actually, shit, Open Bar, Side Bar, get the whiskey ready, we're doing that shit soon. Invite everybody. But you can also do the same thing with the original Star Wars (But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.)

Personally, my favorite part is when Atreyu gets knocked out but Falcor flies him to to Southern Oracle and that little dude and his wife are running around and he's talking about his "scientific spesh-ee-ality" and he gets up in that little basket contraption.

Bonus points if you can tell me the name of Bastian's mother (without Googling it). I'll even put the scene up here for you.

I've similarly never met anyone who doesn't like The Princess Bride, although it's conceivable that The Princess Bride is the best movie ever, so it's not really even worth discussing. (I didn't care for the Godfather. It insists upon itself. I liked The Money Pit.) I have, amazingly, met a few people who don't like The Goonies. This is somewhat astonishing to me, but I am willing to concede that The Goonies is probably not as good as the other two aforementioned movies.


kathygardner78 said...

her name was moonchild.

Side Bar said...

Neverending Story and Princess Bride are both great, but for totally different reasons, of course.

Open Bar and I watched about 15 minutes of Ghostbusters yesterday after the Giants "game" and I always forget how hysterical that movie is. "Where are you from? Originally?" Priceless.

Lastly, I was home with minibar the other night b/c Mrs. Side Bar had to go to a bachelorette party. I watched Goonies and Chasing Amy and I came to the following conclusions:

1. Goonies is even better than I remembered.

2. Chasing Amy - for a movie that I thought was all new and different and interesting - is fucking stupid. Watch it again. You'll see what I mean.

ChuckJerry said...

Chasing Amy is definitely kindof stupid. And it hangs on by a thread for the first while but it really falls apart at the end.

Kevin Smith would be much better served by having a real director direct his screenplays.