Thursday, June 18, 2009

Mets Haiku III

It's early, but I think it's time. Again.

losing all the time
pop-ups, blown saves, fifteen-zip;
does Omar hate me?

Reyes smiles, Carlos laughs;
what's one game, to these rich men?
poop wins more than this.
Not the Orioles!
en serio, Francisco?
puking in my mouth

3 comments:

Open Bar said...

Can I endure it?
The pain of a battered fan
No. Hate. Fuck you, Mets.

ChuckJerry said...

Martinez pops out,
while Ryan Church sits again.
Sheffield plays left field?

Anonymous said...

Winds of change blow in:
Sellout fan from Teaneck writes
"2nd place must suck"