Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Dear ESPN,

I must tell you, "Brett Favre arrives in Minnesota" IS NOT DEVELOPING NEWS. It's certainly not "Our top story at this hour". That's not even A story.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BRETT FAVRE ALREADY!!!!!1!1!!1!11! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

I'm confident at this point that this whole ESPN / Brett Favre thing is going to end with Chris Berman literally fellating Favre on the steps of the football hall of fame in Canton.

Fuck you guys.
Love,
ChuckJerry

2 comments:

Side Bar said...

I love the occasional "1's" that should be exclamation points. I want to believe you did that intentionally to imply such rage and frustration that you could not even hold down the "shift" key consistently. Either that or clean-up your fucking typos, man.

ChuckJerry said...

It was intentional. It's one of the internet things that I really get a kick out of. It's used to great comic effect on comixed.com in particular.

I won't tell you how long I spent deciding exactly where the ones should go.