Friday, October 29, 2010

What's The Deal With Sarah Palin? (bwa ba ba ba bwaaaw)

That was a really poor approximation of the Seinfeld noise in the title there.

Like really though, what's the deal with Sarah Palin? Maybe I'm just a liberal elite, but like the list of pros and cons for Sarah Palin for me looks like this

She's extraordinarily attractive

Everything else

Like, I'm not gonna start a grassroots campaign for a Kardashian / Lohan 2012 ticket. What's the goddamn appeal? She's not smart, experienced, part of a family with a longstanding political tradition, able to see Russia from her back door, or anything else that would make me want to vote for someone.

Am I like two years late with this post? Yes, yes I am. Really, though, I coulda sworn she was just gonna fade into the background. Motherfuckin' Admiral Stockdale didn't try to capitalize on his fumbled up bid for vice president, why would she?


Open Bar said...

I think it boils down to the fact that she can field dress a moose (which is a hunting thing). To a lot of dudes living in like rural Missouri, that sort of thing -- plus her rack -- makes her like the coolest chick ever and supersedes all other factors. She's a real Amurrcan.

Walt Clyde Frazier said...

Is she that attractive? I know guys who go apeshit over how hot she is.

Also, I got the Seinfeld bass line in the title before you explained that it was a Seinfeld bass line. I don't know what the significance of the fact that I got it immediately is.