Tuesday, December 30, 2008

There's us, and then there's these guys

Inbreds don't only live in West Virginia.

I like to think of this particular blog as proudly pro-New Jersey. But once in a while, I come across something that reminds me that while we may represent what is best about our fair state, New Jersey is still packed to the jagerbombs with douchebags. 

I just spent five agonizing minutes browsing through some of the pictures on this site from hell, ClubItUp. It was created by someone called Franky Stylez (natch), who looks exactly as you would suspect. You can learn much more about him here. My favorite part? "Franky Stylez Catch Phrase [sic]: 'I am about to get sick wit it' and 'Touch it.'" (Touch what? Ew, gross, no way.)

The site promotes clubs in New Jersey. That, added to what I mentioned above about my dawg Franky Stizzles, should tell you just about all you need to know. I think that every time this site posts a picture, an angel gets mauled by a syphilitic bear. 

8 comments:

Side Bar said...

1. JRC - top photo, center guy: is there any chance that really is who it looks like?

2. The guy in the purple jacket is my hero.

Side Bar said...

Also, against my better judgment I went and read up a bit more on Franklin. Among the many remarkable aspects of his bio, this stood out:

Franky Stylez . . . [w]ent to BC College where he *duel* [sic] majored in Computer Science and Business.

I guess he figured he would take a *stab* at web design with that kind of double major.

Walt Clyde Frazier said...

BC College - Boston College? Or Bergen Community College?

Clubbing can be a dangerous business though - one always has to be *on guard*.

ROAR!

ChuckJerry said...

Well, lemme take a *shot* at this one. I could make a bad pun here, but that would just be putting you through the *paces*.

I wonder if Stanislav Kukliya is in any of these photos.

I demand satisfaction.

The Notorious LJT said...

what puns! you are all really on *point*

Open Bar said...

Those puns aren't too bad. Maybe I should get off the *fence* and join in.

ChuckJerry said...

Looks like we got *foiled* in our attempt to start a new pun war.

The Notorious LJT said...

*cut* it out, chuck