Thursday, November 6, 2008

An Actual Funny Joke

The last joke I posted was not too funny (except that I thought it was). This current joke, however, is very funny.
Jake is about to chip onto the green at his local golf course when a long funeral procession passes by. He stops in mid swing, doffs his cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer. His playing companion is deeply impressed. "That's the most thoughtful and touching thing I've ever seen," he says. Jake replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."


Open Bar said...

(insert sad trombone noises)

Side Bar said...

(two taps of a snare followed by a quick cymabl crash)

Open Bar said...