Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Large Ups; Slightly More Formal Than Big Ups


Happy Birthday, Open Bar. It's fan-tastic. You deserve a break today. The choice of a new generation. Have it your way. Pretty sneaky, sis. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Little, yellow, different*. All you need is a dollar and a dream. Where's the beef? The quicker picker upper. So easy a caveman can do it**. You're in good hands. Like a Rock. Eet mor chikkin. Avoid the noid. Oh Yeeaaaahhhhhh!!! Mmm mmm good. The king of beers. Talk to Chuck. That was easy. (Oontz, oontz) Tommy's (oontz, oontz, oontz, oon-oon-oontz) Tunes (oontz, oontz). You know what my dad always says: No gimmicks, just good deals.


* - We need to make friends with an Asian guy so we can start calling him Nuprin.

** - Next time I play the dozens (not since 1989, probably), I'm gonna say, "Yo momma's nickname is Geico, because she's so easy a caveman can do it."

6 comments:

The Notorious LJT said...

chuck, a little early to start drinking, no?

ob - happy birthday, you old fart!

Joe Grossberg said...

Oh man, that Tommy's Tunes reference just made my day.

"Tommy's Tunes will rock you. But the price won't shock you!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMXukfH6pa4

Open Bar said...

I agree that we need to befriend an Asian. I wanna see some awesome nunchuck moves.

ChuckJerry said...

Too bad that's the same Tommy's Tunes commercial.

The no gimmicks, just good deals one isn't as good as I hoped, either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqzOtjrwOME

ChuckJerry said...

Too bad that's the same Tommy's Tunes commercial.

The no gimmicks, just good deals one isn't as good as I hoped, either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqzOtjrwOME

ChuckJerry said...

Not the same, I should say.