I, for one, love Halloween for the sole reason that chicks dress up like sluts. What's the deal with that anyway? I'm well aware I'm not the first person to point this out, but as I intend to attend the Village Halloween Parade tomorrow, I do wonder. Why do women clearly try to out-slut each other on Halloween? Sexy nurse, naughty referee, sexy cop, naughty tree stump. (Okay, maybe not that.) But everything is sexy-this, naughty-that, etc...
Don't get me wrong. I (kinda) love it. More power to ya! I just wish it was more of a regular thing.
Anyway, I'm not sure what I'll be dressed as, but if I were a pumpkin doing an impersonation of me at the end of the night, I think this would be a good representation: