Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Patti Solis Doyle...is hot


Poor, poor Willie.

The guys over at Y2K had a nice run of posts today on Wilhelm Von's firing. I won't go into it much, except to say that I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference. Wilhelm didn't make Moises Alou 476 years old. He didn't cast a Sucking-at-Baseball spell on Carlos Delgado. He bears no blame whatsoever for Billy Wagner's three straight monstrous chokes.

Wilhelm was there, however, for the magical 2006 season. (Suck on my cock for eternity, Yadier Fucking Molina.) Which makes it all the more insulting the way the Mets handled this whole thing.

Tough day all around.

Which brings me back to the picture at the top. As you may have heard, Patti Solis Doyle, Hillary's old campaign manager who got fired because Mark Penn and Bill Clinton (both of whom had the real power in the campaign) messed everything up, has taken the position of Chief of Staff for Barack's Vice Presidential choice. Seems like a bit of a slap in the face to Hillary, but it could also be a coming-together maneuver. Apparently, Ms. Doyle is an old buddy of David Axelrod, Barack's Karl Rove-dude. We'll see how this all plays out.

But most importantly, how come no one ever showed me a picture of this lovely Latina? When you hear "campaign manager," a sexy mamacita isn't exactly what jumps to mind. (Also, what kind of a Latin name is "Doyle"? Or is she like a chica Bill Richardson?)

So I have an important question.

Which sounds better: Patti Solis Bar, or Patti Open Bar?

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Anonymous said...

I was hoping for a wider angle to see some camel toe. Patti is a MILF!!

ChuckJerry said...

Most likely she's married to some Irish fucker named Doyle and Solis is her maiden name. I would bet she's Colombian, as Solis I think is primarily a Colombian name.

The Notorious LJT said...

I think she's got a little camel toe going on in that picture.

Open Bar said...

Okay, everybody calm down here. I don't go on the internet and start making comments about your wife's vagina.