David Wright's favorite site, swear to God.
I wonder if Ryan Howard is related to King Zarkon.
Maybe -- like how Voltron would always wait until the last minute to finally create that sword, then slice the alien monster in half -- the Mets have simply waited till these last four games to...you know...play good.And maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
"He caught the ball between the thumb and index finger of his leonine hand."I very nearly shit my pants.
Please tell me you had to look up the name of King Zarkon, who I assume is the villain in Voltron. You could not possibly have remembered that dude's name.
I swear on my life that I remembered that the villain's name was Zarkon. I confess that I looked on the internet to: (a) confirm the spelling (I thought it was Zarcon), and (b) learn that, much to my surprise, he was a king!On a related note, how much does John McCain suck? Can you imagine if you were one of these banks that was about to get $700 billion? Johnny rolls into DC and is like, umm, not so fast. It's like in college or grad school, when the professor ends class 20 minutes early on a Thursday afternoon (and of course you have no classes on Friday), and asks "does anyone have any last questions?" Of course not! But then someone does . . . . ugh.
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