This video isn't really "classic" in the Webster's sense, as in it really only appeals to Mets fans. (Note: I haven't actually gotten to watch the thing because my computer is having PMS or something.) But I feel like with Opening Day soon approaching (for the Mets, that is, as I'm well aware that the Red Sox and A's allegedly played a few games this week at like 6 in the morning somewhere far away from Manhattan and, thus, inconsequential), a baseball video is appropriate.
The key dialogue here, which I obtained from the excellent Y2K, demonstrates some of David Wright's awesomeness, which I'm certain Side Bar and I will elaborate on to an annoying degree as the upcoming season progresses. Basically, Dave (yeah, first-name basis, bitch) is chatting with Dontrelle Willis and fat Ryan Howard about I don't know what (having not seen the vid, as I said), and somewhere this exchange occurs:
Willis: Who's one of the toughest pitchers you've faced in the league, man, and why?Ha! It's funny 'cause it's true!
Wright: I would say you, but I own you.
[Willis and fat Ryan Howard crack up]