Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday Classic Video: David Wright rules

There's something gay about this.

This video isn't really "classic" in the Webster's sense, as in it really only appeals to Mets fans. (Note: I haven't actually gotten to watch the thing because my computer is having PMS or something.) But I feel like with Opening Day soon approaching (for the Mets, that is, as I'm well aware that the Red Sox and A's allegedly played a few games this week at like 6 in the morning somewhere far away from Manhattan and, thus, inconsequential), a baseball video is appropriate.

The key dialogue here, which I obtained from the excellent Y2K, demonstrates some of David Wright's awesomeness, which I'm certain Side Bar and I will elaborate on to an annoying degree as the upcoming season progresses. Basically, Dave (yeah, first-name basis, bitch) is chatting with Dontrelle Willis and fat Ryan Howard about I don't know what (having not seen the vid, as I said), and somewhere this exchange occurs:
Willis: Who's one of the toughest pitchers you've faced in the league, man, and why?
Wright: I would say you, but I own you.
[Willis and fat Ryan Howard crack up]
Ha! It's funny 'cause it's true!


The Notorious LJT said...

that picture looks like it belongs on the cover of a boyband album

ChuckJerry said...

Why are they wearing such tight clothes? Some clown fashion designer picked out those clother for them obviously, but it would be much better if you imagine that the two of them just showed up to Shea like that one day and someone snapped a candid shot of them just standing there in their tight clothes.