I think everyone should pick at least 10 to answer, and at the end of the year, we'll see who has the best percentage:Mets wins: 94.5
yankees losses: 67.5
Bases stolen by Jose Reyes: 70
Chicks whose virginity is stolen by David Wright: 327
Dudes whose virginity is stolen by Alex Rodriguez: 13.5
Innings Carl Pavano lasts on Opening Day: 4
Barry Bonds' home run total at the end of the season: 755
Mockings of Scott Spiezio on this blog: 18
Rusty trombones given by Derek Jeter: 26.5
GMs named Cashman still employed after yanks miss the playoffs: .5
Beers I consume during Mets vs. Cards on Sunday: 14.5
Guys named Clemens on the yanks by July 31: .5
Starts made before El Duque's right arm slips out of its socket and then completely off of his body: 15.5
Starts made before Carl Pavano is shot while on the mound at yankee Stadium: 6.5
Total games won by the Mets in this year's subway series (reg. season): 3.5
Total games won by the Mets in this year's NLDS: 2.5
Total games won by the Mets in this year's NLCS: 3.5
Total games won by the Mets in this year's World Series: 3.5
Times the Andy Petitte yankeeography is shown on YES: 233
Amount (in liters) of HGH purchased by Ryan Howard: 4.5
Amount (in liters) of HGH purchased by Jason Giambi: 15
Seconds it takes Mets fans to boo the shit out of Guillermo Mota if his first 10 appearances aren't perfect: 3.5
Times Jose Valentin shaves his goddamn mustache the fuck off: .5
Blown saves by Mariano Rivera: 6.5
Saves by Billy Wagner: 40.5
Times Joe Buck is a self-important prick deserving of a lead pipe in the eye socket: 4998
Wins by the Royals: (they still have a team?).5
Times Moises Alou's habit of pissing on his hands is mentioned by Gary Cohen on SNY: 1.5
Times Moises Alou's habit of pissing on his hands is mocked by a liquored-up Keith Hernandez during the later innings of a Mets blowout: 14.5
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Mets wins: 94.5 under
yankees losses: 67.5 under
Bases stolen by Jose Reyes: 70 under
Chicks whose virginity is stolen by David Wright: 327 under
Dudes whose virginity is stolen by Alex Rodriguez: 13.5 under
Innings Carl Pavano lasts on Opening Day: 4 over
Barry Bonds' home run total at the end of the season: 755 over
Mockings of Scott Spiezio on this blog: 18 way over
Rusty trombones given by Derek Jeter: 26.5 under
GMs named Cashman still employed after yanks miss the playoffs: .5 over
Beers I consume during Mets vs. Cards on Sunday: 14.5 under
Guys named Clemens on the yanks by July 31: .5 under
Starts made before El Duque's right arm slips out of its socket and then completely off of his body: 15.5 over
Starts made before Carl Pavano is shot while on the mound at yankee Stadium: 6.5 over
Total games won by the Mets in this year's subway series (reg. season): 3.5 over
Total games won by the Mets in this year's NLDS: 2.5 over
Total games won by the Mets in this year's NLCS: 3.5 under
Total games won by the Mets in this year's World Series: 3.5 under
Times the Andy Petitte yankeeography is shown on YES: 233 under
Amount (in liters) of HGH purchased by Ryan Howard: 4.5 under
Amount (in liters) of HGH purchased by Jason Giambi: 15 under
Seconds it takes Mets fans to boo the shit out of Guillermo Mota if his first 10 appearances aren't perfect: 3.5 under
Times Jose Valentin shaves his goddamn mustache the fuck off: .5 under
Blown saves by Mariano Rivera: 6.5 over
Saves by Billy Wagner: 40.5 under
Times Joe Buck is a self-important prick deserving of a lead pipe in the eye socket: 4998 over
Wins by the Royals: (they still have a team?).5 over
Times Moises Alou's habit of pissing on his hands is mentioned by Gary Cohen on SNY: 1.5 over
Times Moises Alou's habit of pissing on his hands is mocked by a liquored-up Keith Hernandez during the later innings of a Mets blowout: 14.5 under
You seriously don't think I'm gonna throw back 15 beers on Sunday?
If you want to be there to verify, be my guest. I may have to use Side Bar as my witness, I guess.
15 beers times $7 each is $105 worth of Shea beer. No way you're doing that.
If you're talking beer consumed in the train station before the LIRR leaves and while on the train and then at Shea, then I'll buy it, but the over/under is for beers consumed during the game.
Incidentally, I'm not challenging you to drink 15 beers during the game, so don't put that on my head.
I'm not gonna be at Shea, jerkstore. We're talkin' about a bar here.
But for the record--if anyone wants to challenge me on drinking 15 Shea beers during a single 9-inning game, the wager is the tab.
Mets wins: 94.5 (under)
yankees losses: 67.5 (over)
Innings Carl Pavano lasts on Opening Day: 4 (over)
Barry Bonds' home run total at the end of the season: 755 (under - I don't think he'll make it for some reason)
Mockings of Scott Spiezio on this blog: 18 (under, it will get boring for you guys)
GMs named Cashman still employed after yanks miss the playoffs: .5 (under)
Beers I consume during Mets vs. Cards on Sunday: 14.5 (way over)
Mets wins: 94.5 OVER
yankees losses: 67.5 OVER
Bases stolen by Jose Reyes: 70 OVER
Chicks whose virginity is stolen by David Wright: 327 OVER
Dudes whose virginity is stolen by Alex Rodriguez: 13.5 OVER
Innings Carl Pavano lasts on Opening Day: 4 UNDER
Barry Bonds' home run total at the end of the season: 755 UNDER
Mockings of Scott Spiezio on this blog: 18 OVER
Rusty trombones given by Derek Jeter: 26.5 OVER
GMs named Cashman still employed after yanks miss the playoffs: .5 UNDER
Beers I consume during Mets vs. Cards on Sunday: 14.5 OVER
Guys named Clemens on the yanks by July 31: .5 UNDER
Starts made before El Duque's right arm slips out of its socket and then completely off of his body: 15.5 UNDER
Starts made before Carl Pavano is shot while on the mound at yankee Stadium: 6.5 OVER
Total games won by the Mets in this year's subway series (reg. season): 3.5 OVER
Total games won by the Mets in this year's NLDS: 2.5 OVER
Total games won by the Mets in this year's NLCS: 3.5 OVER
Total games won by the Mets in this year's World Series: 3.5 OVER
Times the Andy Petitte yankeeography is shown on YES: 233 UNDER
Amount (in liters) of HGH purchased by Ryan Howard: 4.5 OVER
Amount (in liters) of HGH purchased by Jason Giambi: 15 OVER
Seconds it takes Mets fans to boo the shit out of Guillermo Mota if his first 10 appearances aren't perfect: 3.5 OVER
Times Jose Valentin shaves his goddamn mustache the fuck off: .5 UNDER
Blown saves by Mariano Rivera: 6.5 OVER
Saves by Billy Wagner: 40.5 OVER
Times Joe Buck is a self-important prick deserving of a lead pipe in the eye socket: 4998 OVER
Wins by the Royals: (they still have a team?).5 OVER
Times Moises Alou's habit of pissing on his hands is mentioned by Gary Cohen on SNY: 1.5 OVER
Times Moises Alou's habit of pissing on his hands is mocked by a liquored-up Keith Hernandez during the later innings of a Mets blowout: 14.5 UNDER
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