Student: Yo, Mista, we got our first softball game today.
Me: Oh yeah, who are you guys playing?
Student: I don't know. Some Catholic school. I'll look at the schedule.
(a few minutes later)
Student: Oh, here it is, Mista. We're playing Chris the King.
Me: Chris? the King?
Me: Chris is not the king. You're playing Christ the King.
Student: Oh, yeah ok.