Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The New Messiah?


Student: Yo, Mista, we got our first softball game today.
Me: Oh yeah, who are you guys playing?
Student: I don't know. Some Catholic school. I'll look at the schedule.
Me: Ok.

(a few minutes later)

Student: Oh, here it is, Mista. We're playing Chris the King.
Me: Chris? the King?
Student: Yeah.
Me: Chris is not the king. You're playing Christ the King.
Student: Oh, yeah ok.


Open Bar said...

Phew. For a second there I thought your student was talking about my penis.

The Notorious LJT said...

If that was the case, she probably would've said boy king.

Open Bar said...

No, not "boy king." You're thinking of "boinking," which is why the ladies love me.