Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dear The Mets,

This letter goes out to Omar Minaya, Jerry Manuel, and anyone else who has a say. Brian Schneider sucks more than a thing that sucks a lot. Ramon Castro has proven that he's a good hitter and a pretty good catcher. It seems apparent that Omir Santos is a pretty good hitter and I don't know anything about his catching but, really, how bad could he be? Let's keep Brian Schneider on the DL indefinitely so we can keep that suckfest off the field.

Brian Schneider couldn't get a hit if his life depended on it and they let him hit the ball off a tee and the ball was a softball and they let him use an aluminum bat and all the infielders were sitting down and all the outfielders left the field and everyone was blindfolded except for him and also everyone is handcuffed and isn't allowed to use their gloves and once they field the ball they have to kick it over to first base like a soccer ball.

Can we please give up on Brian Schneider? Both of these other gies are decent hitters. I'm tired of the Mets lineup being a complete black hole in the 7, 8, and 9 spots.

And while we're at it, can we keep Ryan Church in the lineup please? Enough with this Sheffield crap. And can you gies give some kind of seminar on clutch hitting?


Side Bar said...

I am punching a baby every time Church gets benched against a RIGHT-HANDED PITCHER in favor of Gary Sheffield.

ChuckJerry said...

I'd laugh save for the fact that there will actually be a baby there to punch.

By the way, I'm coining the name "Mini Bar" right now.

Side Bar said...

Well I won't punch MY baby, but all the others are fair game.

mini bar - well played. Damn you for thinking of that first.