Borders had a long tablecloth to hide the fact that Bob was getting serviced by at least one Barker's Beauty underneath the table even as you were shaking his hand. What book was he promoting, "Great Sex For Nonagenarians?" HO YEAH!!! Did he even know you guys were there, or was he just blindly and indiscriminately stick his hand out and you guys grabbed it?
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*sheds tear of pride, then a second for nostalgia*
Fabulous. Freaking fabulous.
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Borders had a long tablecloth to hide the fact that Bob was getting serviced by at least one Barker's Beauty underneath the table even as you were shaking his hand. What book was he promoting, "Great Sex For Nonagenarians?" HO YEAH!!! Did he even know you guys were there, or was he just blindly and indiscriminately stick his hand out and you guys grabbed it?
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